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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany
Wanna Bet ? Ask any married man & I'm sure he'll tell you the one indoors is usually pretty spot on.   |
It's time you learned how to fool them.
Tell them the truth. Their belief that you lie to them is so ingrained that they won't believe you. So, if you had been next door with your recently divorced, horney neighbour, tell her that when she asks to know where you were, and what you were doing.
And when she demands to know what you were REALLY doing, confess to being out with your buds, drinking beer, munching on wings, and watching UFC.
