[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by jaysay

maybe if you went back to school and learned a little about the English language we might just be able to decipher exactly what your talking about

Eeh, I near on widdled meself reading that !

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

looks like the poster was educated(or not, as the case maybe) in the same school as the wee chappie over the border.
His posts make about the same sense too.

That, or the over exuberant imbibing of dubious illicit herbage, or large quantities of inebriant, actually, possibly both.