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claytonx · 17-02-2013, 16:09

A few more from Frank Carson (its the way I tell um ) to make you smile

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin,3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself.they've lost the plot.

I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown.

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning, can you believe "that 2.30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador. "Sod that" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind.

17-02-2013, 16:09	#1799
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 2180	Re: Joke Of The Day A few more from Frank Carson (its the way I tell um ) to make you smile I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin,3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself.they've lost the plot. I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown. My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning, can you believe "that 2.30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes. Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador. "Sod that" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind.