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Old 20-02-2013, 15:41   #172
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Re: Changes To Housing Benefits

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth View Post
Perhaps Less is a bit old to start now but if he gets a move on and had 11 children he could have a brand new £400,000 house free and pay no bedroom tax. He could also, after inspecting it, tell the council he didn't like it and wanted a better one.
He could even have his own horse(they're edible) and it would only cost him £200 a month of his benefits. In fact, he could probably afford 3 horses( apparently others can and you'd never be short of a home made lasagne).
I could start today, by God given the right woman/women I could fill the spare bedroom in next to no time!

Oh hang on though, hadn't considered my bad back, can I throw a sick note in until my spine matches my libido?
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