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Old 25-12-2004, 09:40   #919
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Re: Joke Of The Day

There were three young boys they were best friends, one Church of England, One Catholic & the third was Jewish. They met up to play on Boxing Day the two Christian boys were talking about the wonderful presents that they had received the day before, then they realized their friend wasn't saying much, one of the Christians turned to him & said how sorry they were to be talking about something that the Jewish boy doesn't celebrate. The other young lad put on a beaming smile & said, "It's not a problem my family celebrate every Christmas".

This Surprised the Christians so they aked him how he celebrates Christmas, "well," he said, "as you know my Father owns the largest toy store in town, so every Christmas morning he puts the family into his Rolls Royce takes us down to the ware-house where we look at all the empty shelves sing two verses of we got a friend in Jesus, get back into the Rolls Royce and go and have Christmas Lunch at the best Restaurant in town!"
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