Oh yes, here it is the one and only thread containing genuine, absolutely fantastic
Christmas Cracker Jokes
Who will pull the worst joke out of a cracker?
1. Q. How did the human cannonball lose his job?
A. He got fired!
hohohoho LOL ROTFLMHO
2. Q. Where should a dressmaker build her house?
A. On the outskirts!
bwahahahahahahahahahaha this one is certainly a howler!
3. What has a bed but does not sleep, and a mouth but does not speak??
A. A river! bwhahahhahwehehehehheheheheheheheeeeeeeee....
Must press post now before I wet myself from laughing sooooooo much!.....