[DtheP47]

Originally Posted by Eric

In brief, you are talking through the wrong orifice.

Phew Dr E you got there in the end.
Whilst I have been known to do the odd bottom burp* I am certainly no Joseph Puyol.
You of course being familiar with St Augustine’s De Civitate Dei ** , the medieval Braigetori of Ireland and the Japanese Oribe dancers of the Japanese Kamakura period (1185 – 1333) will know that speaking from the wrong hole is a big ask for most men.

* I can still do that sniggery schoolboy trump noise in my sweaty armpit though, my years at Accy Tech were not all in vain. The carbolic soap in the showers at the old Baths seemed to help with the harmonics and hum. Hey, but the 60’s were a blur to me, so it could have been the East Lancashire Soap Company’s famous floating soap.
** True written in the 1st century AD but gone through enough iterations to qualify as Medieval Latin.