[Retlaw]

A mate of mine had his left side completely cut off. He’s alright now!

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in conversation.

I know a policewoman who carries a taser, boy is she a stunner!

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I can do it with my eyes closed.

The butcher accidentally backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.

I usually take steps to avoid elevators.

A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.

There was a huge fire at the circus, the heat was in tents.

Deafness is getting to be quite a problem for me lately. I never thought I'd hear myself say that.