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Originally Posted by DtheP47
A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a Tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us"
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I actually really like that one! Not heard it before.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It drove down the road and turned into a field.
2 blondes were taking a test.
Blonde 1. 'What did Old MacDonald have?'
Blonde 2. (After a bit of a think) 'A farm'.
Blonde 1. (Also after a bit of a think) 'How do you spell that?'
Blonde 2. (After an even longer think) 'E-I-E-I-O'
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walked into a pub, and the landlord says "Is this some kind of Joke?"
A skeleton walks into a pub, the landlord ask's him what he would like, to which he replies "A pint of lager and a mop"
What do you call a fly with no wings ?
A Walk.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A Fsh.
Man walks into the doctors and says "doctor I think I'm a moth", the doctor replies "you should really see a psychiatrist about your problem", to which the man says "well I was on my way there when I saw your light on".
Okay that's enough!