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Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707
I actually really like that one! Not heard it before. 
Okay that's enough! |
Here's another "yarksheer one"
Though it could be cashy...
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet,
he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to
remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No, yer daft sod, I want it chewin' a bone!"