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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Must be something in the water down that part of the UK !

Policewoman in Norfolk sues petrol station owner over alleged injuries she got during a call-out - Crime - UK - The Independent

In case anyone is interested, I have now created the following risk assessments, all available for a small charge :-

Police tripping over your doorstep whilst answering a burglary
Police scuffing the tyres of their car whilst turning into your drive
Police wetting themselves by having a cup of tea in your home
Police gaining weight by having a biscuit/cake with the aforementioned cup of tea

Currently working on Police and acne attacks, Police and selling juicy gossip to newspapers and Police waiting until the problem is over before showing up