[yonmon]

Telegraph Reporter ( To Stanley Supporter )...
" What's wrong with all the other Fans then ?"

SS.."They've aw getten York Fever mate!

TR... " Wherever did they pick that up then ?.

SS... " I think it were at t'Burton match last week !"

TR..." How does it manifest itself then ?"

SS..." Eh ?"

TR..." What's up with 'em ?"

SS.. " Well they're either ringin'Ash to book a seat on 'is Bus, or checkin'up on t'train times to York, an' some are even scrattin' round to fill up wi' Petrol for t'trip ! ".
TR..." And is there a cure for it ?"

SS..." Oh aye...all you have to do is get to t'Kit Kat on Saturday afternoon..sing, shout, stamp your feet, do anything to get behind Leam and our Lads and send 'em on to victory !."

TR.." And then you'll feel better ?."

SS..." Everybody'll feel better because I reckon if we win we'll stay in t'League !".

TR.." Can I come ?"

SS..." WE WANT EVERYBODY TO COME !!'

SO DON'T FORGET....BE THERE FOLKS !....GET THE YORK FEVER !!