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Originally Posted by Less
Not only does hell exist it has 24/7 compulsory sex, doesn't sound too bad does it?
The thing is, it's an all male population!
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So you're telling me that hell is just one big red hot flaming gay bar ?
Dear Lord, I know I've not paid you much attention through the years & that in all actuality I'm probably a most miserable sinner. The thing with the collection plate ..... well I needed the change & my counting's not right good & the other incident with the roof, I was just checking for leaks I swear.
Anyways I've just heard some rather alarming news & I'm most definitely very, very sorry & repentant ! Now, if you could just see your way to squeezing me in (no rush by the way, some time in the distant future will suffice) I'll even scrub the Lavvies for eternity, forever & ever Amen !
Any chance of the Lottery numbers while we're at it ? Just asking !
