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Sunflower49 · 10-04-2013, 17:36

A woman in labour with twins had a difficult time and fell into a coma. When she awoke some weeks later, the first thing she said to the doctor was "Please tell me my babies are okay!?!"

The doctor replied, "Ma'am, your babies are fine, you're the mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. The only thing is, you've been in a coma so long we had to have the babies named.Your brother has done this for you".

"Oh, no!" shrieked the woman. "Not my brother! He's an IDIOT!"

The doctor replied, "Well, ma'am, your brother named your baby girl Denise."

"Oh, that's no so bad," smiled the woman. Then, hesitantly, she asked, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor grinned and said, "Denephew".

10-04-2013, 17:36	#1821
Sunflower49 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Lancs/Leeds Posts: 629 Blog Entries: 11 Liked: 100 times Rep Power: 9992	Re: Joke Of The Day A woman in labour with twins had a difficult time and fell into a coma. When she awoke some weeks later, the first thing she said to the doctor was "Please tell me my babies are okay!?!" The doctor replied, "Ma'am, your babies are fine, you're the mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. The only thing is, you've been in a coma so long we had to have the babies named.Your brother has done this for you". "Oh, no!" shrieked the woman. "Not my brother! He's an IDIOT!" The doctor replied, "Well, ma'am, your brother named your baby girl Denise." "Oh, that's no so bad," smiled the woman. Then, hesitantly, she asked, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor grinned and said, "Denephew". __________________ Life is 10% what happens to you-and 90% your reaction to it.