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Sparkologist · 02-01-2005, 08:28

Bang goes my theory about gooseberry bushes...

Modern Version Of The Birds And The Bees:

One day, father and son were talking...

Little Cyrus said, "Daddy, how was I born?"
Dad replied, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
We made a network connection, and as soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and it was too late to hit the delete button.
As a result, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male."

02-01-2005, 08:28	#921
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 55	Re: Joke Of The Day Bang goes my theory about gooseberry bushes... Modern Version Of The Birds And The Bees: One day, father and son were talking... Little Cyrus said, "Daddy, how was I born?" Dad replied, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. We made a network connection, and as soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and it was too late to hit the delete button. As a result, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male." __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!