The Dog Conspiracy
"Oh it's that stupid human again" says Max
Bob looks at the television and snarls "The Dog Whisperer" Then Laughs aloud "Oh its
funny that he seems to think he controls them"
Max licks his testicals and says "yeah stupid humans watch this program
and think they will learn something that will help them control us"
Conspiratorially Bob whispers "It keeps humans occupied and distracted from the real
purpose of the program"
Max tilts his head and asks "How can you know all these things?"
Just then Margaret the cat enters the room and says "he gets them from me"