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Old 13-04-2013, 15:53   #167
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Re: Horse Meat in Tesco and Iceland

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Originally Posted by Eric View Post
Their job is to make shoe leather look appetizing.
Actually it's cheaper to buy a couple of steaks and glue them to your shoes than it is to use a cobblers these days. (you must ensure that the steaks are put straight into a very hot grill to ensure that the little ridges formed by the grill wire will give you some form of grip during the winter months)
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