[Eric]

A voung ventriloquist is touring the clubs, and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his ususal run of stupid blonde jokes when a large blonde woman stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attriburtes have to do with her worth as a human being?" The ventriloquist looks on in amazement. She continues, "It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and of reaching my full potential as a person. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general ... and all this in the name of humor." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, but the blonde interjects. "You stay out of this mister; I'm talking to that little sonofabitch on your knee."