Well if this is going to be a
Ripleys belive it or not thread,
I suggest it's moved to anything goes?
Here's my Urban Leg-end, (you'll understand the hyphen in a second).
A man wearing sandals and using a hover mower one summers evening ran over his foot severing his big toe.
When I read about his unfortunate luck, as callous as I am I couldn't help smiling.
However I didn't have time to compose myself and guiltily remark 'Oh what a shame', as the next sentence announced that the toe then poked his eye out, yes I know tragic for him but I went into absolute fits of unsympathetic laughter.
