[DtheP47]

A man asked the ringmaster “What do you have to do to be a lion-tamer? He said “All you have to do is get into the cage with that big ferocious lion and if the lion takes a pace forward, just take a pace back. If the lion takes another pace forward, just take another pace back. If you are at the back of the cage and the big ferocious lion takes a pace forward just bend down and pick up some manure and throw it in the lion’s face.” The man said “What if there’s no manure” The ringmaster said “Don’t you worry there will be”