[Eric]

A guy phones his lawyer's office, and the lawyer's secretary informs him: "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day he phones again, and again asks for his lawyer only to receive the same reply. And on the following day he phones again. This time the secretary, getting a little p. o'd, says, "Sir, I told you twice already that your lawyer died last week." Guy replies, "I know that; I just like hearing it."