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Old 04-06-2013, 15:46   #5
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Re: Motorway Pub

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Originally Posted by Rowlf View Post
Well most of what the services sell is no better. In Europe the services are far better than ours. Always lovely salads and fresh fruit as well as well cooked food. Certainly put ours to shame. And they all sell alcohol.
Well, there you go, owt with salad and straight away 50% of the population goes yuck.

We are the children of hunters and gatherers, the men ate meat and on the odd occasion they met the women, the girls always ruined it by saying, 'Would you like some lettuce with that?'

The only reason the guys said yes, was because without saying the women had gathered a magnificent feast they wouldn't get their ends away.

Thus showing that the human race only survived because of vegetables, (or was it nagging women?). Eat your greens or your species won't survive!.
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