[Eric]

A woman agreed to dog sit her neighbour's male German Shepherd dog even though her own dog was in heat. She reasoned that in a house as large as hers, and with a securely fenced yard she could keep the two apart. Mistake. During the night she awoke to discover that the two lovers had got together ... in fact they were stuck together. She could do nothing to untangle them; so, she phoned her vet. The vet, grumpy, tired and more that a little angry at being called at 3:00 am, suggested that she hang up her phone, the place the phone near the dogs. The vet said that he would phone back, and that the sound of the phone ringing would cause the male dog to lose his errection and the dogs would part. "Are you sure this would work," asked the woman? "It just worked for me" the vet responded.