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It's one for the Fathers this.

Have you been given your Father's Day pressie already?

All nicely wrapped up but you have a suspicion what it's going to be?

I got mine earlier today, I promise I won't open it until tomorrow, but I bet I know what it is.

The shape of it is like a box of cadburys roses, it isn't that though, I tell you now it's a box of bassetts liquorice Allsorts.
Looks like I ain't going to Amsterdam even though I haven't got a wife to upset!