You poor hard done to Lad! Means you've got to drink them cans of cheap Belgian lager you bought as a carry out & waste your time, at home, on here, with us Riffy-Raffy types!
With the exception of that there Cashmeister, as he keeps telling us he's some kinda NobbyNob cultured article & above us Pheasants! In fact, he only comes on here to rough it with us Scuzzbuckets & bring his shining light into our dismal existences! Gawdblessyer, yer 'oner!
