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May as well add it to this thread.

Observed today, I was taking another relief break at the urinals, when in came a young man pressing the buttons on his mobile, (one of those types that has the sound turned up to full just to let you know he's using it).
He then starts peeing and talking into the phone at the same time, (the phone isn't in hands free mode and there are times when urinating we need both hands).
Less than 10 seconds into a conversation with his beloved, he says, "hang on love, I'll have to ring you back, I'm peeing down my jeans".
I bet that impressed her, the only time he has spare to let her know where he is, is in the toilet!