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Main Entry:
athe·ist 
Pronunciation: 'A-thE-ist
Function:
noun
: one who believes that there is no deity
Main Entry:
1ag·nos·tic 
Pronunciation: ag-'näs-tik, &g-
Function:
noun
: a person who holds the view that any ultimate reality (as God) is unknown and prob. unknowable;
broadly : one who is not committed to believing in either the existence or the nonexistence of God or a god
Neither of the above are a crime.