[flashman]

In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son,
14-year-old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the
local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a beauty parlor. Bubba
introduces Billy Bob to the madam, and explains that it's time for his
indoctrination to sex." The madam says, "Bubba, you've been such a good
customer over the years, I'm going to see to your son personally."

So the madam takes Billy Bob by the hand and leads him upstairs, where she
completes his deflowering. Later, as they are walking downstairs the
madam says, "Since this is your first time, I'm going to see that you
get the full treatment before you leave, I'm going to give you a
manicure, too."

Two weeks later Bubba and Billy Bob run into the madam
on the town's main street. Billy Bob is acting a little shy, so the
madam smiles and says, "Well, Billy Bob, don't you remember me?" "Yes,
ma'am," the boy stammers, "You're the lady that gave me the crabs and
then cut off my fingernails so I couldn't scratch 'em."