[janet]

At dinner time today an Hyndburn van pulled up outside my house, took off the ladder and went up on my roof because they had noticed the ridge tiles had come off and was in danger of falling above the front door, they also said that i had a few loose slates too. I thanked them and told them i would report it to my landlord who happens to be my sister and not Hyndburn Council, there face was a picture to behold, they assumed i was a council tennant.