[Saint Stanley]

You wait till that absolute waist of oxygen Westwood (the ****** with the bell) starts ringing his ding a ling all through the game, some fans say he's eccentric but when you have the displeasure up close you'll see (and smell) what a Skate twonk he is. Funny thing is, when he's not making an absolute mug out of himself, he's busy running mummy and daddys antique book shop in Petersfield. I'd personally pay £100 to anybody who liberates that bell off him!