[accyman]

Originally Posted by westendlass

Oh no, I thought I was original. I, funnily enough, didn't have the pomp and ceremony when I had my three kids. I had a right royal time of it though (think of a bloke having his nads squeezed constantly for a day or two ) . Congrats to the world's first Mother and Father.

in a culture i cant quite recall teh name of the male is placed above the woman and a piece of string attatched to his testicles.During child birth the woman pulls on the string although im betting tehres more string pulling that what there are contractions but whos gonna argue with a woman holding your testicles
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i bet by the time the baby is born they look like a pair of punctured space hoppers