[accyman]

i used to have a telephone landline problem

i couldnt get the other half off it

since shes been got shut of theres a healthy layer of dust formed on it and teh answer machine is full of nothing but PPI messages

if anything it is now merely a monument in teh hallway to show my kids just how bad things used to be and that despite been chordless you cant text.use the internet and can only wander a few yards from home beforfe you loose connection