after watching a jason manford dvd for a few years my youngest believed i could tell if he was lying because if you told a lie your tongue would turn purple
for years he also believed that i switched the moon on at night for him .It was osmething i told him so he knew i was thinking of him when i wasnt there.Problems arose when teh school contacted his mum to inform them that he agreed that indeed the moon did revolve around the eath but once it got overhead daddy switched it on
what didnt help matters was that to support my claim i told him i had a friend who was a spaceman and bought some of that awfull smelling cheese from asda and wrapped it in tinfoil claiming it had been brought back to earth by my pal
this then led to me telling him that the moon gets smaller because spacemen mine the cheese and it grows back while the spacemen are back on earth selling the cheese
Im in deep doo doo when hes older
