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When asked why some films are in black and white I told mine it was because people couldn't see in colour until 1968.

My Missus came from Southern Ireland, when they asked what Is Ireland like I said that their mother had to live in a cave to keep safe from the dinosaurs.
The confusion that caused with relatives when they came to visit and were asked what colour are the dinosaurs and does your cave have a door or do you roll a rock in front of it at night time?