[Guinness]

Our Graham thinks EggM is a 'cracking' leader. He's 'laying' odds on him becoming the next PM. In fact he's pretty 'cock'sure about this because he's put all his 'eggs' in the Euro basket. He's 'scrambled' to 'shell' out a few quid at the local bookies, which of course they have 'laid' off. He's hoping that EggM will 'pullet' off and win but the tories will once again 'poach' the electorate because of the half 'boiled' labour manifesto. Personally I hope the 'Benedict' Arnold of Accrington is 'whisked' away by the men in 'white' coats. The sooner everyone realises that his mind has been 'addled' and 'fried' by the lure of power the better. In fact if I was given 'free range' to do as I liked, I'd 'beat' him and 'fold' him until he fell of his wall.