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Sat here minding my own business, a guy opposite me gets a call on his mobile, he answers it, then says give me a moment.

I thought he was going to perhaps wander off so it could be in private.

No, he wanted to stand up and roam around the room letting everyone know his half of the conversation, backwards and forwards he wandered, getting louder then softer.
I haven't seen this in about ten years, why please tell me, do some people insist that a mobile means when they get a call they should wander, rather than just move somewhere more private?

It was by the way a boring conversation, not one bit of scandal.