The hospital psychiatrist was having a family session with four mothers and their children. He told the mothers that they all had obsessions. which they were continuing through their children and he was here to help and offer advice.
To the first he told her she was obsessed with money and so much he noted that she had called her child Penny and was to book an appointment with the bank manager as soon as possible
To the second he talked about her obsession with eating and pointed out to her it went so far that she had even called her child Candy.He told her to go see the dietician
To the third mother he suggested that she join AA to help overcome her obsession with alcohol and calling her child Brandy might not have been the best idea.
At this point the fourth mother takes her child by the hand and whispers to him "come on Dick lets go home"
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