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There I was my favourite pub, my favourite corner, minding everyone else's business by ear wigging, a normal day.
Then, a host, a crowd, of single mothers, with push chairs, gathered around me.
The fact that every second word began with f and ended with k didn't worry me too much, the English language is quite complex, if you haven't lived here for a couple of thousand years you can be forgiven that your children's, children haven't quite got the hang of it and need to substitute what they aught to know with what they have been brought up with.

The thing was, they were waiting for their children's father to arrive, it seems he had just spent 15 months due to our good queen 'bess the two's generosity for giving her pleasure to life's idiots.

He arrived, so did even more single mothers, I could stand no more, they all commented most sincerely about how he had gained weight and how even, pearly white his teeth are and he replied that he had put on two stones AND had his teeth fixed by the prison dentist.
I think, I'll have to do what he has done (not the single mother thing), the 15 months for GBH, he claimed that if he had gone for good behaviour the dentist wouldn't have had time to finish the job.

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!