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Aussie Irene · 15-10-2013, 11:41

THE ESTATE.

Morris Swartz is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife, daughter,
and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them.

"Bernie, i want you to take the Beverley Hills houses"

"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza".

"Hymie, i want you to take over the offices in the city centre".

" Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings down town"

The nurse is blown away with all this, and as Morris slips away, says to his wife, " Mrs Swartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to accumulate all this property".

Sarah replies " property my ass... the schmuck had a milk round".

15-10-2013, 11:41	#1877
Aussie Irene Full Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Perth Western Australia Posts: 272 Liked: 73 times Rep Power: 3660	Re: Joke Of The Day THE ESTATE. Morris Swartz is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife, daughter, and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them. "Bernie, i want you to take the Beverley Hills houses" "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza". "Hymie, i want you to take over the offices in the city centre". " Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings down town" The nurse is blown away with all this, and as Morris slips away, says to his wife, " Mrs Swartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to accumulate all this property". Sarah replies " property my ass... the schmuck had a milk round".