[Alan Varrechia]

A Mancunian and a Scouser go into Greggs the baker's. The Scouser nicks 3 pies and puts them in his pocket, then boasts to the Mancunian, "Did you see that? The staff never even saw me."
The Mancunian says, "That's **** all mate, watch this."

So the Mancunian goes back into the shop and says to the manager, "Gimme a pie and I'll show you some magic," and eats the pie in front of him, and then does it twice more.
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The manager says, "So, where's the magic in that?"

The Mancunian says, "Go and check that scouser's pocket."