my garden must be pretty damn safe for cats judging by the amount of cat shat they leave behind.
if people cant be arsed looking after a pet and want something low maintainace might a suggest a fecking goldfish.You can always drag it along in a bowl on a skateboard if you want to walk it and they can survive a good 30 seconds out of water of you want to cuddle it.
and the biggest upside of all is when it dies you can flush it down teh loo which although can be done with a cat it does require a bit more effort
