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dotti34 · 26-10-2013, 02:10

This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new VW Golf!!  Doing 110kph  with her face up next to her  rear-view mirror,   putting on her eyeliner!   I looked away  for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was  halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.  
 
As a man,  I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver,  which knocked  the meat pie out of my other hand.   In all the confusion of trying  to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone  away from my ear, and then this fell into the coffee  between my legs, which splashed   and burned   "Big Jim and the Twins",  ruined the phone,   soaked my trousers, and disconnected an  important call.   

BLOODY Women Drivers!!

26-10-2013, 02:10	#1884
dotti34 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,182 Blog Entries: 80 Liked: 1471 times Rep Power: 634154	Re: Joke Of The Day This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new VW Golf!!  Doing 110kph  with her face up next to her  rear-view mirror,   putting on her eyeliner!   I looked away  for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was  halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.     As a man,  I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver,  which knocked  the meat pie out of my other hand.   In all the confusion of trying  to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone  away from my ear, and then this fell into the coffee  between my legs, which splashed   and burned   "Big Jim and the Twins",  ruined the phone,   soaked my trousers, and disconnected an  important call.    BLOODY Women Drivers!!