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Old 31-10-2013, 16:31   #1
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There Are Some Foods That Need Mustard.

I usually buy the blow your head off English Mustard.

My local store moved everything.

I bought some Heinz Mustard in a 'new' squeezy bottle that sits on it's top to allow everything to drain towards the nozzle.

I've used it twice, now, on my third time all it did was make a horrible farty noise and issued forth no mustard.

I have to admit, this mustard is worse in flavour than the American style mustard favoured by most hamburger stalls.

Just now, it issued forth absoloutley nothing, I removed the top, looked inside and well what do you know?

Most if it was stuck to the sides, I must say, if I'm going to be ripped off for flavour, at least I aught to be able to empty the container.
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