Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 05-11-2013, 08:01   #1890
dotti34
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Wisdom I am happy to pass on…….Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you all because it definitely worked for me today, and I know we could all probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and haven’t yet finished.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.
Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu freel ar in ned ov inanrr piussss. An telum,u blody luvum.!!
Hav a lubly day oK
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