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DaveinGermany · 11-11-2013, 18:54

Here you go Rob,

Allah’s Paradise

Each Muslim is allotted 72 virgins (huris). [Sunan Ibn Majah, Book of Abstinence, 39] who remain perpetually virginal, and they are full-breasted and free from menstruation or other eliminations. [Al Ghazzali, The Revival of the Religious Sciences, Vol. 4, Death and Subsequent Events, p. 430. See also Surah 56:35 and 78:33]
The Garden is flowing with rivers of milk, honey, crystal-clear water, and wine. [Surah 47:15]
Dwellers in Paradise are served on golden dishes and drink from golden goblets. [Surah 43:71]
Dwellers recline on comfortable, soft couches; they are adorned with bracelets of gold and wear garments of fine silk and heavy brocade. [Surah 18:31]
Trees will spread around them, and they feel neither the scorching heat nor the biting cold. [Surah 76:14]
Even the dregs of their purest wine smells like musk. [83:26]

Sounds pretty good doesn't it? That is until you realize that when you ignited that explosive vest, your Gentlemens vegetables were vaporised & spread on the winds across the Uhlu!

Ain't life a Bitch?

11-11-2013, 18:54	#35
DaveinGermany a multieloquent Mule Xeno Tactic Champion! Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Back in Bramsche, Germany Posts: 9,023 Blog Entries: 76 Liked: 4664 times Rep Power: 905666	Re: Where do you draw the line? Here you go Rob, Allah’s Paradise Each Muslim is allotted 72 virgins (huris). [Sunan Ibn Majah, Book of Abstinence, 39] who remain perpetually virginal, and they are full-breasted and free from menstruation or other eliminations. [Al Ghazzali, The Revival of the Religious Sciences, Vol. 4, Death and Subsequent Events, p. 430. See also Surah 56:35 and 78:33] The Garden is flowing with rivers of milk, honey, crystal-clear water, and wine. [Surah 47:15] Dwellers in Paradise are served on golden dishes and drink from golden goblets. [Surah 43:71] Dwellers recline on comfortable, soft couches; they are adorned with bracelets of gold and wear garments of fine silk and heavy brocade. [Surah 18:31] Trees will spread around them, and they feel neither the scorching heat nor the biting cold. [Surah 76:14] Even the dregs of their purest wine smells like musk. [83:26] Sounds pretty good doesn't it? That is until you realize that when you ignited that explosive vest, your Gentlemens vegetables were vaporised & spread on the winds across the Uhlu! Ain't life a Bitch? __________________ I don't know half of you as well as I should like, and I like half of you, half as well as you deserve. (Bilbo Baggins)