[dotti34]

K99. Have had 2 cups of caffeine this morning before I went onto this forum today as I needed them before I ventured to read more of your tripe, which is very hard to swallow. Let's get a few facts straight.
Firstly, I am NOT your dotti - although they do say that familiarity breeds contempt, hmm! enough said.
Secondly, my mother never swore.
Thirdly, maybe you should have had sex lessons at the same time as you took bible ones.
Fourthly, I would never claim to have been found under a gooseberry bush, you silly man.
Fifthly, although I have gone back many generations with my family history I have yet to find any connection to Adam and Eve, or whoever came before. Nor do I particularly want to.
Sixthly, I do not try to make fancy wisecracks - have no need to use them.
and, last but not least, your last comment is crude and rude.

Btw, I have just checked the calendar to make sure it really isn't April 1st and that someone is trying to fool us....