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Originally Posted by Less
Oh dear, Eric's been affected!
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The Holy Spirit is upon me
And it's only 9:30 am.! Praise Jeeezus, pass the bong, and get me another beer
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I do believe I will start my own church ... now, if only I could think of a name
It has to be something catchy. Pity Christian Science has been taken ... it has a nice ring to it ... a mix of superstition and science ... maybe: The First Church of Christ the Conspiracy Theorist.
Communion will consist of beer and pizza ... haven't decided on con- or tran- substantiation; the devil is in the details
Membership is available to all who are prepared to give me their banking and credit card info.