[Graham Hartley]

The use of my given name will serve as an essential feature of an introduction. I can be readily identified from behind when wearing a jacket showing my national insurance number in large print. My reputation is that of an utterly foolish and senseless person. Favourite science fiction author is P K Dick, favourite populariser of mathematics for the physical sciences is Mary L Boas, favourite way to speak Polish is to learn it. I've reached lesson twenty of ninety Polish lessons available.

Does this satisfy?