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Aussie Irene · 19-11-2013, 01:32

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

" Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to flight 293 nonstop from London to Montreal. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. So sit back, relax, and......Oh....My God!"

Silence followed.

Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.

" Ladies and Gentlemen, i'm sorry if i scared you. While i was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled some coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

Fom the back of the plane, an Irishman yelled.....

" For the luvva Jaysus....you should see the backa mine!"

19-11-2013, 01:32	#1892
Aussie Irene Full Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Perth Western Australia Posts: 272 Liked: 73 times Rep Power: 3660	Re: Joke Of The Day Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: " Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to flight 293 nonstop from London to Montreal. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. So sit back, relax, and......Oh....My God!" Silence followed. Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. " Ladies and Gentlemen, i'm sorry if i scared you. While i was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled some coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" Fom the back of the plane, an Irishman yelled..... " For the luvva Jaysus....you should see the backa mine!"