Being 'blessed' with an imagination, I had in my mind, a hypothetical conversation with the God botherer, my imagination is of course flawed because in it he answers my questions:-
Me Thank you for coming Kevin, now if I may, according to you God is perfect?
Kevin Yes.
Me Also God, made us in his image?
Kevin Yes.
Me So, let me get this straight, we therefore are exactly as Your God though perhaps not spiritually, after all he was generous enough to give us free will wasn't he?
Kevin Well, Yes and Yes.
Me O.K. so if we are the perfect image of God who is all knowing all seeing and to be worshipped by us as our creator,
Why?
Kevin Why what?
Me Why did this 'perfect being' in who's image we have been created, make it necessary for us to invent toilet paper?
